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[SIRENS BLARE]

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[♪♪♪]

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BATMAN: <i> Greetings, Bat-fans.</i>

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This is Batman.

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And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

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And me too: Bat-Mite.

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Welcoming you to <i> The
New Adventures of Batman.</i>

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<i>Watch us wage </i> <i>our
never-ending battle</i>

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<i> of good versus evil.</i>

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ROBIN: <i> Ride with
us as we chase</i>

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<i> the greatest array of villains</i>

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<i> the world has ever seen.</i>

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<i>Proving that crime </i>
d<i>oes not pay.</i>

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BATMAN: <i> Get set for
thrills</i> <i> and action.</i>

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Join me, Batman.

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And me: Robin, the Boy Wonder.

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And Batgirl.

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And me too: Bat-Mite.

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ROBIN: <i> In the super</i>
New Adventures of--

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BATMAN: Batman.

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[♪♪♪]

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[SIREN WAILING]

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[♪♪♪]

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[LAUGHS]

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Students,

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The Penguin's School of
Crime is now in session.

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[LAUGHS]

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And tonight's lesson is
a highly important one:

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the classic jewelry heist.

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But how do we get in, Penguin?

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Elementary, my dear.

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[LAUGHS]

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With a woodpecker lock-picker.

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[SQUAWKING]

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You and you will stand guard.

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Make certain the coast--

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[LAUGHS]

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Uh, campus is clear.

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Yes, sir.

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The rest of you watch closely.

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[LAUGHING]

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Open, sesame!

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ALL: Wow!

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But what about
the burglar alarm?

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That, my sweet, is step two.

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And there you have it, class.

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[LAUGHS]

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ALL: Yay!

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Now we move on to
your final exam:

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the ultimate crime.

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What is the ultimate
crime, Penguin?

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What else?

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We capture Batman and Robin

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once and for all.

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Whoa!

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[LAUGHS]

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[♪♪♪]

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[SQUAWKS]

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[PENGUIN LAUGHING]

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Feast your eyes, students,

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for what you see here

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is destined to become

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the criminal's best friend

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and Batman's worst enemy.

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Uh, next to me, of course.

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[LAUGHS]

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But it's so small.

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What can it do, Penguin?

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[LAUGHS]

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Not only can it
duplicate the Bat-signal,

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but the commissioner's
voice as well.

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[LAUGHS]

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Please observe.

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[BEEPING]

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A flawless forgery
of the Bat-signal.

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Penguin, it's perfect!

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Sometimes my brilliance
stuns even me.

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[LAUGHS]

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BRUCE: Not too much
off the top, Dick.

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Have I ever given you
a bad haircut, Bruce?

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Not so far.

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It's the Bat-signal.

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Let's go.

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Yes, commissioner.

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COMMISSIONER'S VOICE:
<i>Batman, we have evidence</i>

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<i>the Penguin's planned
another big heist.</i>

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<i>Get down to the harbor </i>
a<i>s soon as you can.</i>

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BATMAN: <i> We're on our
way, commissioner.</i>

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[LAUGHS]

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They fell for it.

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[♪♪♪]

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Bat-Mite reporting.
Ready for action.

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Yipes!

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H-hold it.

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BATMAN: Bat-mite.

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What are you doing here?

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Trying not to get
squished, Caped Crusader.

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Holy delays, Bat-Mite.
You're holding us up.

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You're-- You're telling me.

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Okay, guys, I'm ready.

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BATMAN: Not this
time, Bat-Mite.

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It may be dangerous.

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Wait a sec. If you think
I can't handle danger,

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you're all wet.

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Aw, Bat-baloney.

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We have to make up
for lost time, Robin.

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Hit the Bat-jets.

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Right, Batman.

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I'll show those
turkeys a thing or two.

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BATCOMPUTER: <i> Going
someplace, little guy?</i>

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Yipes!

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<i> Oh. Sorry, little guy.</i>

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You know I hate it
when you call me that.

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<i> Forgive me.</i>

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<i> Are you going somewhere?</i>

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Yeah. Undercover.

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I'm gonna catch The Penguin
before Batman and Robin do.

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I'll show 'em. I'm not afraid.

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Yipes!

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<i> [LAUGHS]</i>

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Yeah, go ahead. Yok it up.

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But we'll see who has the last
laugh, you big box of bolts.

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<i> [LAUGHS]</i>

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[♪♪♪]

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ROBIN: Holy
chilly-willies, Batman.

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This spooky place
is for the birds.

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Ah, that's probably why
The Penguin chose this site

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for his next rip-off, Robin.

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And speaking of birds,

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I think someone's
watching us like a hawk.

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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

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Everything is going according
to my brilliant plan.

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Now we'll stage a mock burglary,

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and the Dynamic Dunces will
trip right into our trap.

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Ready, my little actors?

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ALL: Ready, Penguin.

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Holy bats in the
belfry, Batman. Look!

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BATMAN: That jungle bird is out
of place around here, Robin.

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That can only mean one thing.

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Penguin.

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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

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It worked.

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Here they come.

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Places everyone.

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And make it look
convincing, class.

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Remember...your futures as
criminals depends on this.

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ROBIN: It's the foul-bird
Penguin all right,

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and a group of innocent kids.

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I think it's time we<i>
dropped in</i> for a visit.

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Right on, Batman.

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[LAUGHS]

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According to my schedule,

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those two birdbrains
should be here any second.

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Batman and Robin.

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[LAUGHS]

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What an unexpected surprise.

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Caught you with your hand in
the birdseed jar, eh, Penguin?

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But we've not broken
any laws, Batman.

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You<i> are</i> batty.

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Holy highway robbery.

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You were ripping off
goods from this warehouse.

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I'd say that's
against the law.

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And our evidence
is right in here.

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PENGUIN: If that's
your evidence,

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I'm afraid you
have an empty case.

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[LAUGHS]

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Holy clipped feathers, Batman.

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Think you're pretty
cagey, huh, Penguin?

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[LAUGHS]

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[TAUNTINGLY] Batman
want a cracker.

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[SQUAWKS]

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[LAUGHS]

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ROBIN: You're not going
to get away with this,

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you feathered fiend.

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PENGUIN: Oh, but I am.

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[LAUGHS] Oh, I am.

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Bon voyage from The
Penguin's School of Crime.

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ROBIN: School of Crime?

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Holy innocence.

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BATMAN: So that's it.

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[LAUGHS]

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And so it ends, students.

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Batman and Robin depart on
their permanent vacation.

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And we all graduate
with dishonors.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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STUDENT 1: Where are you
sending them, Penguin?

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To the South Pole.

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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

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Where they can chase
penguins all they want.

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[LAUGHS]

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[STUDENTS CHEER]

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STUDENT 2: Far out.

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Let's see: Bat-smoke,
Bat-springs, Batarang.

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Here we go: the Bat-torch.

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[GRUNTING]

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That's one...down.

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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

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Ooh.

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This is absolutely delicious.

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The world's greatest
crime fighters

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trapped at the South Pole.

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[LAUGHS]

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[SHIVERING]

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Well, here's another fine
mess Penguin's got us into.

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How will we ever get back to

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warm and friendly Gotham City?

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We only have one--
Oh-oh, one chance, Robin.

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Th-th-the Bat-skis.

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C-c-c-contact, Batman.

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Go for it.

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PENGUIN: Huh? They've escaped.

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They've escaped.

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And now they're
coming back to get me.

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There must be
something we can do.

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There is.

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Yes, my pet?

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Speak. Speak.

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Those Bat-skis, and a
lot of other things,

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are operated from
their utility belts.

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If we steal their belts,

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we take away a lot
of their powers.

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[LAUGHS]

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Brilliant idea.
Brilliant idea.

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Absolutely brilliant.

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Oh, I'm so glad <i> I</i>
thought of that.

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[LAUGHS]

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Cops?

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Don't be silly. My lair
is absolutely secret.

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It's probably my woodpecker.

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Coming. Coming.

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Ow. Ow. Ow.

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Ow. Ow.

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Whoops. Sorry, Penguin.

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And just<i> who</i> are you?

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I'm Bat-Mite, and I
wanna join your gang.

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You what?

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Yeah. I'm sick
and tired of doing

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all Batman's dirty
work for nothing.

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I wanna be a bad
guy and get rich.

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Hm.

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[LAUGHS]

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I think that can be arranged.

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But first you must
pass a little test.

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It's a deal, Penguin.

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What do I do?

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You're going to help us steal

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Batman and Robin's
utility belts.

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Ulp. Now, uh, wait a minute...

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Help us or else.

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Or else what?

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Never mind. I'll do it.

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You say the Penguin is
running a school for crime?

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Incredible.

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It's sad,
Commissioner, but true.

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We'd better cancel his classes
before the kids graduate.

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Don't worry, I'll put every
available man on the case.

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Then let's discuss a
plan, commissioner,

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so we can put The
Penguin away for good.

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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

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Splendid.

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00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,560
They're here.

265
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,662
Excellent job, Bat-Mite.

266
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,231
Excellent.

267
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,733
[LAUGHS]

268
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,602
Class, within minutes,

269
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:55,072
the Dynamic Dodos' utility
belts will be ours.

270
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,440
Yippee.

271
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,028
PENGUIN: Ready, students?

272
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,797
We're ready, Penguin.

273
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,833
I gotta warn Batman and Robin.

274
00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:09,537
PENGUIN: Yoo-hoo. Bat-Mite.

275
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:13,373
I've got a special job
for you, my little friend.

276
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,375
A j-j-j-j-job?

277
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,277
[LAUGHS]

278
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:21,048
Take these lovely flowers to
Batman and Robin, won't you?

279
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,717
Flowers? What for?

280
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:23,784
Oh...

281
00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:26,186
just for laughs.

282
00:13:26,188 --> 00:13:27,522
Now hurry.

283
00:13:27,524 --> 00:13:29,289
Sure, Penguin.

284
00:13:30,993 --> 00:13:33,994
The last time we saw the
Penguin he was right here at--

285
00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:35,863
Batman. Robin. I've
captured The Penguin.

286
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:37,197
He's right outside.

287
00:13:37,199 --> 00:13:39,366
<i> You</i> captured the Penguin?

288
00:13:39,368 --> 00:13:41,669
But it's true. He
even sent you these.

289
00:13:41,671 --> 00:13:44,572
Flowers from The
Penguin, Bat-Mite?

290
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,607
Don't make me laugh.

291
00:13:46,609 --> 00:13:49,409
Bat-Mite's inside.
Hit it, Penguin.

292
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,311
Roger dodger.

293
00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:54,281
Holy strange odors.

294
00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:55,282
What's that?

295
00:13:55,284 --> 00:13:57,151
Bat-Mite. Is this another...

296
00:13:57,153 --> 00:14:00,287
[CHUCKLING, CLEARS THROAT]

297
00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:01,288
...one of your...

298
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,957
[CHUCKLING]

299
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:03,958
...jokes?

300
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:04,959
[ALL LAUGHING]

301
00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:06,060
Because if it is...

302
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,195
[LAUGHING]

303
00:14:08,197 --> 00:14:09,429
...it sure isn't funny.

304
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,065
[LAUGHING]

305
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,400
No, it certainly
isn't, uh, B-Bat-Mite.

306
00:14:20,577 --> 00:14:22,610
[LAUGHING] It's no joke.

307
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,780
It's laughing gas.

308
00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:29,717
The Penguin's up to something.

309
00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:31,786
[LAUGHS]

310
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,621
Stand by, class.

311
00:14:39,662 --> 00:14:41,162
How's it going, Penguin?

312
00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:42,663
[LAUGHS]

313
00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:44,832
We're almost there.

314
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,835
Oh, don't you just love it?

315
00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:49,837
[ALL LAUGHING]

316
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,782
Oh. This is all my fault.

317
00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:03,751
I've gotta get that belt back.

318
00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:07,788
[LAUGHS] Jolly good
work, Bat-Mite.

319
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:09,823
We have Batman's belt.

320
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,093
And now for the Boy Blunder's.

321
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,699
[ALL LAUGHING]

322
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,104
[LAUGHS]

323
00:15:23,106 --> 00:15:27,642
Robin, commissioner,
breathe in.

324
00:15:27,644 --> 00:15:29,076
We have them.

325
00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:30,577
We have them.

326
00:15:30,579 --> 00:15:34,515
The Dynamic Duo are minus
their greatest weapons.

327
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,717
Oh, boy. What've I done?

328
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,204
BATMAN: The Penguin.

329
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,239
And he's got our
utility belts.

330
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,274
Holy Benedict Arnold.

331
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,576
Bat-Mite is with him.

332
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,812
Come on, Robin, we
have work to do.

333
00:15:48,732 --> 00:15:50,497
[LAUGHS]

334
00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:52,599
Bat-Mite, my dear,

335
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:56,603
you are now the
official teacher's pet.

336
00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,540
Penguin, look.

337
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,742
It's Batman and Robin.

338
00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,410
Yay!

339
00:16:03,412 --> 00:16:04,411
I mean, uh...

340
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:05,780
Boo!

341
00:16:05,782 --> 00:16:07,515
[LAUGHS]

342
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:13,120
What better time to
make use of our new toy?

343
00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:14,855
Robin, back.

344
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,009
Never mind me, Robin.

345
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,311
Grab The Penguin.

346
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,548
Okay, Batman. I'll get my
hands on that foul bird.

347
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,753
We have a surprise for
you too, Boy Wonder.

348
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,590
Holy smoke bomb.

349
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,192
I can't see a thing.

350
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,526
[LAUGHS]

351
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,029
And that's as it should be.

352
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,365
Come, my little thieves,
we shall retire to my lair

353
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:45,303
and examine this
precious merchandise.

354
00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:49,690
ROBIN: Holy curb service.

355
00:16:49,692 --> 00:16:52,359
There goes the Batmobile!

356
00:16:52,361 --> 00:16:54,161
Now what do we do?

357
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:55,462
Since we can't outrun them,

358
00:16:55,464 --> 00:16:57,497
we'll have to outsmart them.

359
00:16:57,499 --> 00:17:01,301
And I know just the thing to
make the Penguin eat crow.

360
00:17:01,303 --> 00:17:03,971
Batman, both our
belts are gone.

361
00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:06,040
Boy, is that Penguin greedy.

362
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:08,308
And that's what's
going to trap him.

363
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,543
But I don't get it.

364
00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:11,212
BATMAN: It's very
simple, Boy Wonder.

365
00:17:11,214 --> 00:17:14,549
We'll invite the Penguin and
his crime school to the Batcave.

366
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:16,717
It's an offer he can't refuse.

367
00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:20,788
BATCOMPUTER: <i> Then I take it you
are</i> <i> planning to use Bat-Mite</i>

368
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,723
<i> in this little caper?</i>

369
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:23,758
Exactly.

370
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,393
Can you contact
him, Batcomputer?

371
00:17:26,395 --> 00:17:29,196
<i> With electronic ease.</i>

372
00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:31,565
<i> Proceed, please.</i>

373
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,701
Batman calling Bat-Mite.

374
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:38,973
BATMAN: <i> Come in, Bat-Mite.</i>

375
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,675
Bat--! Batman.

376
00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:41,742
You're okay?

377
00:17:41,744 --> 00:17:43,410
Roger. Are you alone?

378
00:17:43,412 --> 00:17:45,579
If you don't count all
these birdbrains, yeah.

379
00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:47,514
All right. Listen carefully.

380
00:17:47,516 --> 00:17:49,216
How would you like to patch up

381
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:52,252
all the problems you've caused

382
00:17:52,254 --> 00:17:54,822
<i>and put the Penguin </i>
b<i>ehind bars for good.</i>

383
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,657
Keep talking, Batman.

384
00:17:56,659 --> 00:18:00,061
You're going to lead
us to the Batcave?

385
00:18:00,063 --> 00:18:01,262
That's right, Penguin.

386
00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:02,730
I'm the only one
who knows about it

387
00:18:02,732 --> 00:18:04,431
outside of Batman and Robin.

388
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,100
[LAUGHS]

389
00:18:06,102 --> 00:18:07,101
I hate to admit it,

390
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:09,937
but it's a brilliant plan.

391
00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:12,940
With the rest of the Caped
Crusader's inventions,

392
00:18:12,942 --> 00:18:15,142
nothing can stop me.

393
00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:16,644
[LAUGHS]

394
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:23,384
♪ Fame and fortune
Here we come ♪

395
00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:24,919
[LAUGHS]

396
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,728
How much further, Bat-Mite?

397
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:36,397
About three more drenchings.

398
00:18:39,902 --> 00:18:41,301
And one soaking.

399
00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:46,073
But that's what you
said last time I asked.

400
00:18:46,075 --> 00:18:47,742
And it wasn't any
fun then either.

401
00:18:47,744 --> 00:18:49,710
Oh, my gosh. Look!

402
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:53,681
Uh, hold your breath, guys.

403
00:18:53,683 --> 00:18:55,048
I-I think this is it.

404
00:19:02,425 --> 00:19:03,424
[SPITS]

405
00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:05,359
[LAUGHS]

406
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:09,597
So this is the famous Batcave?

407
00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:11,732
Yes. And we're the
famous Batman--

408
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,101
And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

409
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,969
[LAUGHS]

410
00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:18,272
Your fame is about to end,

411
00:19:18,274 --> 00:19:20,274
my fine fatheads,

412
00:19:20,276 --> 00:19:22,410
because I'm taking over here.

413
00:19:25,781 --> 00:19:26,947
Duck, Robin!

414
00:19:29,452 --> 00:19:31,618
Well, we sure know
he's not from Texas.

415
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,720
Give up, Penguin.

416
00:19:32,722 --> 00:19:34,255
We have you surrounded.

417
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,589
Surrounded?

418
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,924
[LAUGHS]

419
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,458
[MOCKINGLY] You
hear that, class?

420
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,427
We're surrounded.

421
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,529
[LAUGHS]

422
00:19:42,531 --> 00:19:44,598
Okay, Batcomputer, hit it.

423
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,101
<i> A pleasure, Batman.</i>

424
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,568
<i> [BEEPING]</i>

425
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,873
[LAUGHS]

426
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:57,144
Nice try, Batman, but
you forget one thing.

427
00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:05,519
Your utility belt is
full of surprises.

428
00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:07,955
Well, here's a surprise
for you, Penguin.

429
00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:15,595
[LAUGHS]

430
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:18,665
Fortunately, I have a spare.

431
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:21,535
Not anymore you don't.

432
00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:22,536
Hey!

433
00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,872
Your luck just
ran out, Penguin.

434
00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:25,872
[LAUGHING]

435
00:20:25,874 --> 00:20:28,342
Not quite.

436
00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:35,715
Sorry I can't stay and chat,

437
00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:40,620
but I have places to
pilfer and people to rob.

438
00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:41,721
Ta-ta.

439
00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:44,391
But, Penguin, what about us?

440
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:45,760
[LAUGHS]

441
00:20:45,762 --> 00:20:50,364
Sorry, kiddies. But you
just flunked your finals.

442
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,365
Holy trap door.

443
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,550
The Batcopter hatch is open.

444
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:54,719
He's getting away.

445
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,687
He won't get far.

446
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,524
[CRASH]

447
00:21:04,546 --> 00:21:05,545
Nice catch, Batman.

448
00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:06,881
Same to you.

449
00:21:06,883 --> 00:21:09,549
Too bad it was a<i> foul</i> ball.

450
00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:10,918
Tough luck, Penguin.

451
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,388
Looks like your new nesting
place is gonna be behind bars.

452
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:16,891
You mean we're
all going to jail?

453
00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:20,394
But, Penguin, you said
we were gonna get rich.

454
00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:22,997
Well, there's nothing
wrong with getting rich.

455
00:21:22,999 --> 00:21:26,066
What went wrong was the
way you went about it.

456
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:28,969
Yes. You learned a
valuable lesson today:

457
00:21:28,971 --> 00:21:31,838
Never get involved
with a dirty bird.

458
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,781
BATCOMPUTER: <i> Bat Message.</i>

459
00:21:40,783 --> 00:21:43,450
The Penguin really
had us going today,

460
00:21:43,452 --> 00:21:45,285
didn't he, Robin? I'll say.

461
00:21:45,287 --> 00:21:48,789
Especially when he
nearly flew the coop.

462
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:52,960
Well, now his School of Crime
is out for permanent recess.

463
00:21:52,962 --> 00:21:56,130
Too bad his students had
to find out the hard way

464
00:21:56,132 --> 00:21:57,697
that getting
something for nothing

465
00:21:57,699 --> 00:21:59,799
always has its price.

466
00:21:59,801 --> 00:22:00,801
What do you mean?

467
00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,469
You get my services for nothing.

468
00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:04,138
You're wrong, Bat-Mite.

469
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:06,407
BATMAN and ROBIN: We pay dearly.

470
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,730
[♪♪♪]